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Hoppio
I am hilarious and you should quote everything I say (disclaimer: actually doing so will make everyone fucking hate you)
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Don't be fooled by my high number of followers, most of them are returning the favor

God's drunkest driver @Hoppio

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Job? What's that?

Other side of theAtlantic

Joined on 12/16/23

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Every message I leave at the bottom of the front page is recorded here

Posted by Hoppio - July 7th, 2024


(In no particular order)



If one sees a lion, one must get in the car

What a horrible night to have a curse

Play epic battle fantasy

TV Tropes will ruin your life

My car is my paint brush, alcohol is my paint and the highway is my canvas

May the force be with you

No condom forever or whatever black panther said

Do not play (game I don't like)

How to get NG to like you: say tom fulp is the best (even though that's true)

Don't argue with trolls, it means they win

Say "zero risk" but replace the first and last consonants with t

Jill Biden is a baddie ngl

You can't be racist if you hate everyone equally

Strawberry clock more like strawberry cock

If it has a screen, you can play doom on it

#BringBackTOTW

Let's feature turd of the week submissions next tuesday it would be hilarious

What if someone made a nsfw game/animation where only the bad words are censored

I PULLED MY FIRST ALL NIGHTER (all I did was talk on discord)

Account settings > unlocked secrets > leave a message

You either do class or pass a lot of gas

NSFW = Never safe from waluigi

Velkommen til Gboard-udklipsholderen, hvor din kopierede tekst gemmes.

Anything you say can and will be used against you

Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes (song lyrics)

I've lost track of how many wacky messages I've left here


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heh, nice :)

iv finally found it- a thousand years of human wisdom in one post!