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Recent Movie Reviews

65 Movie Reviews

Looks like I've got a date to mark on my calendar.....

"I feel like a... Horny old lady"

That feels like a last-minute word swap and I find it quite funny

Recent Game Reviews

55 Game Reviews

241 mph

Decent, the rating is WAY too high though (it was rated A when I posted this review)

Recent Audio Reviews

8 Audio Reviews

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Instructions unclear, I'm now under arrest for public indecency

The ending? Lame. The music that accompanies it? Not so much.

Recent Art Reviews

100 Art Reviews

She can shoot with the wand so I suppose it counts as a gun

It's a shame this was the second lowest rated when I checked the 2025-pride-collab flag, it looks cute

Velvetzanoo responds:

Tyy!!! :D

Feet = stinky
Stinky = funny

Therefore feet = funny

I am hilarious and you should quote everything I say (disclaimer: actually doing so will make everyone fucking hate you)
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