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Recent Movie Reviews

71 Movie Reviews

I was expecting stuff like standing on an office chair but this is fine too

First thing in the portal to not be part of the scrotum the puppy series

Recent Game Reviews

58 Game Reviews

Make a sequel where Gregory has his revenge and fucks Joe's mom (if you want of course)

ZeuSisnotagod responds:

Gregory: You had sex with my mother, and in revenge, I had sex with your mother, Joe.

Joe: I don't have a mother. My father is a transvestite.

the 2018 version isn't on newgrounds so here it is:
https://pansandpots.itch.io/avoid-the-triangles

pansandpots responds:

Thanks for the link! I definitely recommend playing the new one here instead though... it's come so far

My pants just got sticky

Recent Audio Reviews

7 Audio Reviews

Instructions unclear, I'm now under arrest for public indecency

The ending? Lame. The music that accompanies it? Not so much.

This is so horrendous it's amazing

Recent Art Reviews

107 Art Reviews

Goes hard asf

Missed the opportunity to call it pret-ty

I am hilarious and you should quote everything I say (disclaimer: actually doing so will make everyone fucking hate you)
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